The theme has been decided, and it is...

Me!

Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking... "You can't have a theme party with yourself as the theme! How chauvenistic & narcissistic can you possibly get? I mean seriously!" Well, I can get incredibly narcissistic. I've been sorting through my website archives from college, and I was reminded about how much I just love seeing myself.

Also, it's my golden birthday, so...

It's all about meeeeeee!

First off, don't worry. You don't have to dress up like me. You just have to be able to somehow relate what you're wearing to me, things that I like, or things that I would like. If you are going to wear something subtle, you need to have a story explaining the relevance. Other than that, I think it should be pretty simple.

Click here for directions to my place.

So without further ado, let's get down to business. Here is a small sampling of things that I like:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I buy you a drink if you dress as Willow or Season 4 Anya.
You buy me a drink if you dress as Riley.

Home Movies
The best TV show.

The Eighties
I love the eighties. I just love the eighties. Wear anything that looks like it came from the eighties & you're in.

Jackie Chan
...or pretty much anything relating to kung fu or samurai movies.

Martinis
As you may know, I love the idea of martinis, but I've never been able to mix a decent one, even with vodka that I actually like.

Costumes
I love any excuse to wear a costume. Particularly in public.

Strangers
I love meeting new people. Even people I may never see again in my life. If you know someone that I don't know, bring them along! They're already in costume!

Facial Hair
My favorites are the old-school Van Dyke beard and modern Handlebar moustache.

Hawaiian Shirts
Because I'm a big fat party animal.

Puns
Because seven days without a pun makes one weak.

The Trailer Park Boys
Bonus points if you get arrested in your costume.